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Red
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Humor
By
John Stroade Shay, Sr.
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HOW
TO IMPRESS A WOMAN:
Compliment
her,
cuddle her,
kiss her,
caress her,
love her,
stroke her,
tease her,
comfort her,
protect her,
hug her,
hold her,
spend money on her,
wine & dine her,
buy things for her,
listen to her,
care for her,
stand by her,
support her,
go to the ends of the earth for her ...
HOW
TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked,
Bring beer....
Only after the last tree is cut down, the last of
the water poisoned,
the last animal destroyed... only then will you realize
you cannot eat money.
(Cree Indian Prophecy)
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with
Dick & Eleanor Markle Houser |
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The way folks talk in good ole Central Pennsy!!!!
You walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside.
You often go down to the "crick".
You tell your children to "red up"
their rooms.
Have
you ever gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush?".
Your mother or grandmother is wearing a "babushka"
on her
head.
You've ever "warshed" the laundry.
You firmly believe that George "Warshington"
is on the
dollar bill.
You know you can't drive too fast on back roads, because of the deer.
"Gumbands"... need I say more
A girl walks up to three of her girl friends...."hey
GUYS."
You drink "pop" and eat
"hoagies.
You know what a still mill is.
"I live just west of Picksburgh."
You go to Ocean City or Virginia Beach for vacation
You'ns
is a
commonly used word.
Chipped ham was always in your refrigerator.
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